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TOSHIMITSU'S ONE-MAN-IMITATION TOURNAMENT!
- Yo, yo! - Yo!
- Here we are. I'm the judge, Shibata Marks. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- I'll be the judge's opera singer. - Okay.
- I'll introduce myself first. - Okay.
- I'll be the legend's funny opera singer. - Okay.
- I'm Atsushi "Kenny" Yamada. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- In this tournament, Toshimitsu will do eight impersonations and compete against me.
- He'll do eight impersonations and win the tournament. - Okay.
- We'll do our best to get perfect scores. - Okay.
- It'll be interesting to see what our personalities are like. - Yeah.
- We might do something like rock-paper-scissors. - Okay.
- Let's take a look at Shizuo and his cards. - Okay.
- Here they are. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- They're all good-looking. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I feel nostalgic for them. I've never seen them before.
- There's also a YouTuber. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is the person we're paying attention to. - Hey!
- Who knows? - I think there are about eight people who have watched this comedy show a million times.
- What? - I don't know.
- The person we're paying attention to is... - Do you know who this is?
- This is... - Yeah.
- When I first met Toshimitsu in 8th grade junior high school, he suddenly appeared behind the club's club room.
- What?! - When we first met.
- When we first met! - When we first met!
- I remember him impersonating the president of the club and singing "thank you" in the chorus of "thank you" by SMACK.
- Oh, yeah.
- First impression gadget. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
- Toshimitsu-san, thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for having me.
- Is there anything you'd like to say about this competition?
- Well, I guess I'm doing things that people who impersonate me unconsciously don't realize I do.
- From what I've seen so far to what's new, I've managed to choose one of them.
- I'm looking forward to seeing which one will win. - I see.
- So, no matter which one wins, you'll win, Toshimitsu-san?
- That's hard to say. - I'll win.
- I'll win for sure.
- So, we've decided on the tournament cards that we've randomly decided on.
- Yes. - NUTTIEUTEBECKER VS...
- MIRAFUDAIMO!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I've been doing this for a long time.
- I see.
- Shall we start? - Shall we start?
- First round. - Go ahead.
- NUTTIEUTEBECKER. - Go ahead!
- Ehehehe! Ehehehe! Ehehehe! - Ehehehe!
- Ehehehe! Ehehehe! - Ehehehe!
- Why are you doing that? - Ehehehe!
- I know you don't say it all the time, but you're really good at it. - What is this last one?
- I've been doing it since middle school. - You've been doing it since high school, haven't you?
- By the way, I've never seen NUTTIEUTEBECKER before. - Ehehehe!
- It's an anime, isn't it? - First round.
- High school. - MIRAFUDAIMO! - Go ahead!
- WOW! WOW! YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT ALL THE TIME! - Ehehehe!
- IT'S OVER! - Ehehehe!
- It's over. - It's over.
- Wow, you guys are really good at it. - Wow, you guys are really good at it.
- That was a good competition. - Wow, you guys are amazing!
- How would you rate it? - Well, if you think about it, it's a tournament competition, so it's not a score, it's a value.
- That's right. - Ehehehe!
- So you just have to put on the one you like, right? - Yes.
- Hmm, this one? - How did you like it, everyone?
- Yes! - Shall we play another round? - One, two...
- It's over! - It's over! - Wow!
- It's not over! - It's not over! - Ehehehe!
- As expected, the quality was bad, wasn't it? - The momentum is different.
- We talk a lot, don't we? - That's right.
- I wonder what Nugutti will do in the second round. - Ehehehe!
- That's true. - It was scary, wasn't it?
- Then, we will announce the second round. - Yes!
- NHK's person versus MC George! - Oh! I see!
- We will clash! - I don't know what will happen.
- NHK's person versus George, everyone knows him. - MC?
- Yes, MC. - MC.
- Then, we will announce it. - Yes!
- Oh! I see! - Yes!
- Yes, Woody looks the most tired. - Yes, I changed into white clothes.
- Hahaha! - Oh, it's dangerous.
- Then, we will announce the second round. We will select NHK's person first.
- Go ahead!
- Hahaha!
- Oh, sorry. - Yes.
- What is this belt? - It's a boxing belt.
- Boxing? - It's a boxing belt.
We've got customers.
What?
How many?
Hundreds of people.
What?
Is this it?
It's broken.
It's messed up.
I've been wondering about it for a while.
My manager gave me this for 3 million subscribers.
What?
Manager?
Yes.
Is he making this for me?
Yes, he is.
Give it to me.
What?
It hurts.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
We...
We didn't say that.
What do you mean?
You're dirty.
Who are you talking about?
You're dirty.
Cut!
You're too into it.
You're the one who's into it the most.
This is seriously crazy.
It's too similar.
This is pretty crazy.
It's seriously similar.
If you don't know, you can think it's this.
Because it's super sexy.
I felt love.
It's love.
Basically, only people who have love can do it.
I see.
People who are overflowing with love will never be able to do it.
This is crazy.
I see.
Don't come out.
Second round, high school.
MC, George, please.
How do you like it, Tetsuya?
What?
Tetsuya, how do you like it?
Today's tournament, impersonation.
How do you like it?
It's fun in many ways.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I see.
How do you like it?
I'm very excited.
No, it's fun.
How do you like it?
It's good.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I see.
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Yes, I've done it like this.
And Joji said, "This is going to end," but next, next, next?
Okay, let's go next!
Yes, so this is my Joe Joe's end!
Yes!
Oh!
Do you understand?
I understand, I understand!
I like Joji who says this in a man's clothes for a reason.
Well, he's really trying hard.
Well, he's been doing it a lot with that pin.
Yeah, it's funny.
Fufufu.
No, it was there, I was like "Ah!"
You're overreacting.
That was quick.
I respect you.
Let's announce the winner.
One, two...
MC George!
I lost!
I lost against the MC!
I was so frustrated.
It was so funny,
but as an entertainment show,
it was too multi-topic.
That's what I think.
I see.
You won.
Thank you.
It was a tough battle.
Let's move on to the third round.
Blackbeard vs. Weightlifter!
Wow!
He's a maniac!
He's a maniac.
Blackbeard from "One Piece".
Blackbeard is a normal person,
but he's a weightlifter from "One Piece".
I don't know what you're saying,
but you're amazing.
Let's see how the weightlifters
will compete in today's show.
Let's move on to the third round.
Blackbeard vs. People who barely know Blackbeard.
Please start!
Hey! Go to the hospital!
I can't say it!
It's someone you don't know.
Blackbeard is at the top of the evil.
Raise your beard.
Seriously?
You're so nice when you say it.
Here we go.
Third round.
Go, go.
Raise your weight, please!
Shh!
Yo!
You haven't changed at all!
*sigh*
Thank you for your hard work.
*giggle*
Thank you for your hard work.
I got hit all of a sudden.
You really messed it up.
I got hit all of a sudden.
I still can't stand it.
I think it's important to decide on a winner
But either one is fine.
*giggle*
I don't care which one I get.
So, have you decided on a winner?
Yes!
I'll announce it.
Ready...
Black beard!
Weight gain!
Ooooooh!
I'm just gonna say one word and you'll know who I'm talking about.
I see.
I'm just gonna say one word and you'll know who I'm talking about.
I see.
It's memorable.
That's also included.
I see. I understand.
Thank you!
The final group of preliminary round is...
Tommy vs Sachio!
Ooooooh!
This is an interesting card!
I know!
You all know Tommy, right?
You know Tommy, right?
The question is about Sachio's popularity.
*giggle*
Of course!
He's a ramen lover himself.
The fourth round...
Sachio!
Tommy, go ahead!
You're the "Tommy who denies something".
Ii! Ii!
You! Ii!
You! Me! Ii!
Ii! Ii!
Thank you, Sachio!
Thank you, Tommy!
I know you just said you'd win but...
You! You!
You!
Thank you!
I know you're thinking about losing but...
You! Ii!
You! You!
I can't lose!
You! You!
I'm gonna kick you! I'm gonna kick you!
I'm gonna kick you!
Hey!
Ooooooh!
Wonderful!
This is great!
I get it!
I could see it, Tommy!
This is great!
Tommy with full throttle!
Tommy with full throttle in the evening before the U-FES!
Ah, Tommy with a great voice!
And now, for the last participant!
Yes!
Go, go!
President, please!
Hey, you guys!
What are you guys doing?!
What?!
What are you guys doing?!
Get out of here!
What are you guys doing?!
We're filming a video.
What?! Get out of here!
What?! What are you guys doing?!
If you keep doing this, I'm going to kick you out of your house!
Get out of here!
We'll talk about it later.
What are you guys doing?!
What?! What?! What?!
Good morning!
You guys look like you just fought.
You guys really look like you just fought.
It's easy for you to fight.
You really look like you just fought.
I thought you were a motorcycle.
I thought you were a motorcycle, but you're a motorcycle.
This is hard.
This is too hard.
We've decided!
Sachio and Tomi!
I was happy about it.
Both of you are good at this!
I feel like Tomi is imitating me, but Sachio is already living in my house.
You're a good guy.
I think it was a good fight.
Sachio was trying really hard and Tomi was like "It's okay, it's okay."
I don't want to talk about it, so please serve me food!
That's too bad.
That's too bad, but we'll stop here.
Tomi has been eliminated.
Without further ado, can we see your qualification?
You still have your qualification?
That's too long!
It's the song of Christophe Pillaud's!
Why don't you just do it yourself!
I know it!
The song of Pillaud!
I know it!
You bastard!
You're just a fool!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
Do it again! Do it again!
You're bad!
You're so bad!
Joji!
Oh!
Seriously?
Blackbeard VS Sachiho
It's a tie!
Hey you guys!
Cut it out!
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning!
Why? Why?
What did you say last time?
I said I don't know.
You said you'd break it.
Good morning!
Here is the final result!
Good morning!
That's amazing!
You were in better shape than in first grade!
Yeah, it was amazing!
(Who will be the winner of the final?)
I'm the president of MC George Blues!
Good morning!
Well, I didn't expect
these two would meet in the final.
It's been 3 years
since we met,
but I'm glad we can make it to the final.
I'm very grateful.
It's been 5 years since we met,
but...
The final round!
MC George, please!
No, Tetsuya-san!
How do you feel, Tetsuya-san?
It's the final round!
How do you feel?
It's a hot battle, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
I'm looking forward to it!
It's the final round!
But! But!
But!
I only have 8 cards in front of me,
but if I win like this,
I'm George and Sachio-san!
How do you feel about that?
I feel love,
and I feel like I'm going to cry.
Don't say that!
You're in good shape, aren't you?
Oh, really?
Oh, I'm back to normal.
Oh, no!
Oh, really?
No, no, no!
Oh, no!
How can you win like that?
I'm back to normal now!
It's better for me not to be a host.
As always, I'm happy.
It's a final battle.
Please welcome, Sachio Ota!
Good morning!
What? Is it a final battle?
What is it?
What?
Can you hear me?
Don't look at me. It's annoying.
I can't hear you.
This is the third time.
I don't want to see it for the third time.
You're a weird old man and dirty old man again.
But I'm more serious than you think.
I'm more serious than you think.
Are you serious?
It's coming.
What is it?
Don't look at me.
Who is it?
It's over!
I see.
It was a tough battle.
Thank you for your hard work.
We both did our best.
Have you decided?
Everyone has decided.
Has it been decided?
The winner will be decided.
Here it is.
Sachio!
Sachio is the winner!
Congratulations!
I did it!
What is it?
It was a good battle.
But I'm starting to see my superior as Toshimitsu.
I see.
He has a lot of stamina.
Sachio's pull was amazing.
It was amazing.
I didn't expect Sachio to win.
Go for it, Sachio!
Toshimitsu's impersonation tournament.
Sachio won.
See you later.
Let's meet again at Tetsuya's impersonation tournament.
Goodbye.
I'm gonna get you!
Welcome!
Oh, welcome!
Oh, welcome! What's up?
What's up?
Oh, welcome! What's up?
What's up? Good work today!
"Good work today!" "What's up? Good work today!"
What's up? Good work today!
Ah!
"Ah!" "Could it be?!"
What is it?!
You're imitating me, aren't you?
No, you're not!
You look like me a lot, but you're not funny at all!
What's funny about you?
Your face is too good!
My face?!
I'm a comedian!
You're funny!
You bastard!
You'll do it for me, won't you?
Ah, I'd like you to do it for me, you know?
Can I say that?
No, you can't say it at all!
"Hey!" "No, you can't say it at all!"
You'll say it for me, you know?
What is it?!
Say it for me!
What is it?!